OhJam! D:
cursedvalkyrie:

nope nope NOPE

cursedvalkyrie:

nope nope NOPE

POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE!. Nuh, who am I kidding?
Today shall suck and the likelihood of me falling asleep in work is stupidly high.

POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE!. Nuh, who am I kidding?
Today shall suck and the likelihood of me falling asleep in work is stupidly high.

Throwback to that one time I wore a dress for a prolonged period of time and pulled a pretty good jib…#TBT

Throwback to that one time I wore a dress for a prolonged period of time and pulled a pretty good jib…#TBT

I think if someone asked me to define “happiness” this would be it. :’)

I think if someone asked me to define “happiness” this would be it. :’)

how do you give a girl an orgasm?
Anonymous

theycallmeink:

sexience:

sexience:

why does this have over 700 notes

LMFAO!

Gunna do this as my #TBT just cause it makes me laugh every time.

Gunna do this as my #TBT just cause it makes me laugh every time.

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

moment of silence for all the movies that have been overlooked because they’re popular, blockbuster science fiction and fantasy movies that the academy has decided not to take seriously

  • Iron Man 3
  • Star Trek: Into Darkness
  • Pacific Rim
  • Thor 2
  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
  • The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug

we know you were all wonderful

personsuit:

broken britain magazine headlines part 2 electric boogaloo

bonus:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

thejordanator:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

josebambi:

saw one of these things for the USA. decided we needed an english version.

Tyne & Wear REPRESENT11!!1!1!

WEST MIDLANDS IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!

My current outlook on this evening, summed up beautifully by the internet.

My current outlook on this evening, summed up beautifully by the internet.

2 week.. Yus Yus Yus.

2 week.. Yus Yus Yus.